So what have I been doing today?
Working on my college football schedule or rankings? Working on tomorrow's webcomic post? Even taking some time out to plug in the scores and generate the rankings?
Working on one of the very few assignments I actually have to do for my microeconomics class that's overdue anyway?
Checking on the status on my USB drive that I haven't heard about for almost two months? Actually working on getting a real paying job?
None of the above. In fact I haven't done a single productive thing today.
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life indeed.